I am NOT a God Particle - and did you know? The Large Hadron Collider is 'being sabotaged from the future'

The world's biggest atom-smasher could be jinxed by a future force to protect the world, scientists say / AP

In a bizarre sci-fi theory, Danish physicist Dr Holger Bech Nielsen and Dr Masao Ninomiya from Japan claim the LHC startup has been delayed due to nature trying to prevent it from finding the elusive Higgs boson, or "God particle".

Last year, Professor Brian Cox of Manchester University told the UK Telegraph that LHC scientists had received threatening emails and phone calls demanding that the experiment be halted.

But Prof Cox, ex-keyboardist for 1990's pop group D:REAM, dismissed the hysteria in rock-star style.

"Anyone who thinks the LHC will destroy the world is a tw--," he said.

The LHC is set to start up again next month.

Now was it the Mayan calendar that when converted ended in 2012? Of course we all should know that 2012 will see the end of our known world and time. And of course, this would be the ideal time for the LHC to be successful in its attempts to recreate the conditions that created the "God Particle".

Do I believe? Oh why the hell not. If nothing else, 'doomsdayers' and other such kooks get their moment so I figure, lets join in the fun!

Do I really think the LHC will cause a black hole and suck the living daylights (literally) from our dimension? Sure, why not, I am yet to hear why it wouldn't! Not really. Its just one sciencey-dude (oh I have a PHD and played keyboards in D:Ream! So you should believe me!) saying "no, nooo, nothing to worry about, don't be a twat about it..." (I am paraphrasing here!)...and other sciencey-dudes with equal qualification it seems warning of armageddon!

So do you believe? Bring it on CERN, get that big hadron wheel spinning, it can only be a better show than the Perth Wheel, the London Eye and all those other silly wheels that have popped up all over the place!

Its a sign you know?! It is, truly...now worship the wheel and hold on to your seats we're in for a bumpy ride!

Sylvestor
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p.s. I am NOT a God Particle...but secretly, I wish I was ;)