sylvestor rants about stuff
I'm a jealous wife, his penis should belong to me, I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else ... I didn't mean this to happen. via news.com.au I guess its important to remember that women will never own a penis! Even the law agrees :) Its also good to see she was charged with Arson! The reading of the charges would certainly have been interesting. Remember, don't play with fire or you penis is bound to get burnt! ;) Sylvestor www.twitter...
August, 27 2009 • 0 Comments • 0 Faves
THE Tasmanian football player who flashed his penis on live television has been suspended indefinitely. The Mercury reports Clarence player Tim Orchard, 22, offered no excuse or defence over the incident, which saw footage of his penis go out live on ABC TV on Saturday afternoon. His club told him he must also undertake community service if he wants to play again and handed down a four-part ruling stating that: He will not play in any home and away games...
June, 22 2009 • 1 Comment • 0 Faves
By BRUCE GOLDING Dawud Yadualla: Suit blames jail nurse's Rx for erection An ex-con is suing an upstate prison nurse who allegedly sent him back to his cell after medication side effects gave him a painful erection that wouldn't go away. Dawud Yaduallah says he suffered for 55 hours before finally getting hospital treatment to relieve the problem in his pants. via nypost.com...
June, 8 2009 • 0 Comments • 0 Faves
A 2cm long fish apparently found it's way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case. The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home. Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: "While he was...
May, 13 2009 • 0 Comments • 0 Faves