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Me and my profession

As a qualified educator, and educator of the educators, I am a communications expert; understanding how and why information delivery works and doesn't work. I have experience with technology and consider myself an information-futurist. I am a dreamer!

Now, enough of that wank and onto some more...I have been a teacher of modern English and literature, taught people the skills of learning, teaching and communicating. A can look at big and little pictures and advise on getting from point A to point B. I can read maps!

I am an excellent facilitator, negotiator and have, on many occasions in the past, presented to small and large groups alike. I am a talker!

My experience in commercial enterprise has helped me take a leap from the structure and politic of government back into the real world. I am a thinker!

But I am a teacher; was a teacher of skills and knowledge, and now, like most of us, just a teacher.

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Information and communication developer, reviewer and planner, advice on learning, elearning and services online. I see the past and dream the future. I can use smart and dumb tools. A sharer and a listener. A strategist and a dreamer. I can negotiate with people from all walks. I know where I am at and where you want to be. I can read maps!

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Penis fire led to death, court told | National News | News.com.au

I'm a jealous wife, his penis should belong to me, I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else ... I didn't mean this to happen.
via news.com.au

I guess its important to remember that women will never own a penis! Even the law agrees :)

Its also good to see she was charged with Arson! The reading of the charges would certainly have been interesting. Remember, don't play with fire or you penis is bound to get burnt! ;)

Sylvestor
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Filed under  //  Death   Fire   Murder   Penis   Rajini Narayan  
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Posted 6 months ago

Footballer banned for live penis flash

THE Tasmanian football player who flashed his penis on live television has been suspended indefinitely.

The Mercury reports Clarence player Tim Orchard, 22, offered no excuse or defence over the incident, which saw footage of his penis go out live on ABC TV on Saturday afternoon.

His club told him he must also undertake community service if he wants to play again and handed down a four-part ruling stating that:

He will not play in any home and away games or finals games for the 2009 Tasmanian State League football season;

He undertake a community service program of tasks determined in consultation with AFL Tasmania;

He undertake a program of professional counselling to modify his behaviour and attitude as demonstrated by this incident;

via news.com.au

It is a sad sad day when young blokes who do, what would once be considered a typical "blokey thing" in the changerooms after a footy match end up having to undertake counselling and community service.

Australia - you have become a prude-nation! This prudishness will continue to erode our humour, our spirit and our natural charms.

It may have been inappropriate, but seriously folks, get over it! Fifty-percent of the complainants have probably got one and the other fifty-percent have probably come face to face with one! Its just a willy for Gods sake! And if this sort of antic is enough to "embarrass a football club and everyone associated with the club" then I think the continued sanitisation of AFL is a sad state of affairs.

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Filed under  //  ABC   AFL   Football   Nanny State   Penis   Tasmania   Tim Orchard  
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Posted 8 months ago

INMATE'S 55-HR. ERECTION AGONY - New York Post

By BRUCE GOLDING

Dawud Yadualla: Suit blames jail nurse's Rx for erection
Dawud Yadualla: Suit blames jail nurse's Rx for erection

An ex-con is suing an upstate prison nurse who allegedly sent him back to his cell after medication side effects gave him a painful erection that wouldn't go away.

Dawud Yaduallah says he suffered for 55 hours before finally getting hospital treatment to relieve the problem in his pants.

via nypost.com

You know, this brings back memories of puberty! Some people will do anything to get attention, even stand to it!

Just over two days of erection. In fact, that reminds me of a weekend back 1995...anyways...lets leave it at that!

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Filed under  //  Erection   New York Post   Penis   Woody  
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Posted 9 months ago

Fish found in boy's penis

A 2cm long fish apparently found it's way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.

The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.

Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explained: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."

After detecting the fish in the boy's bladder, Vezhaventhan and Jeyaraman used a technique known as cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps down the patient's penis. Unfortunately, the fish was just too slippery to grip, so they resorted to using a rigid ureteroscope with a tool attached that is normally used for removing bladder stones.

The fish the urologists removed, which Practical Fishkeeping believes to be a small member of the Betta genus, measured 2cm long and 1.5cm wide.

He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma.

via news.com.au



Seriously? This is true. Now any male reading this knows this wasn't an accident...it was his aquarium for goodness sake...trauma counselling? I think this lad just needs a girlfriend!

They do say smells like fish...tastes like...oh never mind.

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Posted 10 months ago